Bank : (In a story-telling-time tone) HI! I'm calling from !*$@*$# Bank! May I take a few minutes of your time to explain to you our new LOAN facilities? (it sounded like a question, but it may have been a fullstop)
Me : Err.. I..
Bank: (interrupted) Well, we have this new loan package, that allows you to take up our loan at a very attractive low interest rate of (i-forgot-how-much)%. You can easily apply for this loan to make some downpayments or for your personal purchases or pay up some bills. So ma'am would you be interested to sign up for this loan with us?
Me : Well, no.
Bank: Oh, are you holiding any loan with us currently?
Me : No.
Bank: Oh, so why don't you take up this loan, the interest rate is very attractive, and you may want to buy something and make some downpayment first or pay off other credit cards?
Me : NO.
Bank: But we yada yada yada yada...
Me : I'm not interested in taking up loans.
Bank: Oh. ok then, thank you.
Nasib baik incoming calls free. Hari ni aku good mood sikit tau, kalau tak, kau dah kena cut before you even finish your first sentence....ceeeehh!
2 comments:
Hi Blossom
Teruknya bank tu! Telemarketers kat Malaysia ni pun sama. Kadang-kadang they just don't know how to end a sales call gracefully, kan?
Ya lah Esah, and tak abis2 bank ni nak cari 'mangsa' dia.
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