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Friday, January 30, 2009

if it's my own office

looking forward to the weekends, is beginning to sound boring in itself. We look forward to the weekends and the holidays every other week too, so that is nothing new. What would be new is, looking forward to going back to the office or being sad that we will not be going back to the office for a few days.

Of couse, that will only happen if you're working in such a condusive office, which I, one fine day, hope to provide - if I ever get enough money to start on a business that I have yet to decide. How far is that..

Anyway, I envision that.. the normal working hours will be 6hrs instead of 8, which is the norm, because I'm quite adamant on not following 'norms' adopted from the west. Ok.. so, lunch hours will be 2 hours - which includes time for zohor and nap. Pillows provided. Maybe can go staggered la, if we need to. 5 day week of course. Flexible working hours with permanent hours being 11-3 - which means between 11 to 3pm, everyone must be in the office la.. full force. Work from home is an option - as long as you know you're disciplined enough to finish ur work on time and be there when needed.

If you have finished your work at the office, but need to stay in case anything else comes up, you can surf the internet or read a book - don't need to pretend to be working on nothing. (of course pornography and gambling sites will be blocked)

There will be annual leave, exam leave, sick leave, child sick leave, spouse sick leave, monthly-cramps sick leave, engagement leave, marriage leave, hajj/umrah leave, birthday half day leave (ya lah.. like what would you want to do early in the morning of ur birthday? come to work first.. who knows.. got birthday surprise at the office?)

Pay? as long as I can afford it, pay will be as per market rate, plus 13th month bonus and a profit sharing scheme.. so that the company's success becomes a part of everyone's personal endeavour. Many months bonus? insyaAllah.. kalau rezeki ada.

workers will be required, however, to keluarkan monthly donation/zakat - this is expected.

people will be employed based on capability, efficiency, eagerness to learn, honesty and sincerity and perhaps experience where required - yeap not much emphasis on paper qualification.

If a worker is found to be dishonest, or a back stabber, or one who creates discord among people at the office, he/she will be required to leave, if they don't stop and repent.

I'm serious.
IF IF IF.. i have my own office lah. insyaAllah, kalau ada rezeki.. ameen.

6 comments:

| nur hafizah | said...

masyaAllah, you've my support sis dear.

don't forget - i shall be your first employee aites.

;)

bluewonder said...

wahhh...when u set up this place...I'll be lining up with the rest for interview

madame blossom said...

heh.. first.. you all kena doa dulu, that I can.... i mean.. that..'YES WE CAN!' ameen. :p

| nur hafizah | said...

insyaAllah, u can .. we all can. Ameen. :)

Anonymous said...

If you need an old man to work for you, let me know ok, Erni. InsyaAllah if you have set your mind on it, that office will be yours one day.

madame blossom said...

ameeeeeeeeeeen. ;)